More grains

I need to follow up on my last post regarding bread for two reasons.

First, a comment on the post asked if I could come up with 15 grains, possibly those included in 15 grain bread. I thought long and hard and came up with exactly five. Then I decided to go after the answer on the bread package only to discover we've finished the loaf. I looked online, but Pepperidge Farms' website didn't have the ingredients. Here were my thoughts on what grains might be in there: wheat, oats, barley, flax, rye. That's all I got. Five seems pretty pitiful to me...

The second reason I have to follow up on the last post about 7, 9, 12, and 15 grain bread is that I came up with the perfect thing to go with all these grains (all 43 of them). That would be "Forty Spices" hummus.


That's a picture of me with a thunderstruck look on my face trying to fathom the mind-bending implications of all those flavors together. I don't even know how to calculate all the combinations, but something tells me it involves either factorials, linear algebra, differential equations, or magic. I will attempt to make a sandwich with the 40 spices hummus as well as one slice of each bread I mentioned before (7, 9, 12, and 15 grain breads).

I pray that it doesn't upset the spacetime continuum.